selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

plantvibes:

mouzeron:

this leaf looks like it’s an abstract painting of a leaf

this leaf is on another level

sexedplus:

(My girlfriend wanted a post with bunnies.) To be clear: it’s also fine not to have sex, and compulsory sexuality is a problem too, but this post is a response to slut-shaming. For more like this, follow sexedplus or visit sexedplus.com.

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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officialbrostrider:

bye peter

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superfluousbananas:

philcoulson:

the force awakens

It would have been even better if Chewie was also a silver fox now

crippledbypizza:

good one idiot

zenzfb:

sickomobb:

me and my best friends

this was unnecessarily adorable.

hauntedhouxe:

l had never seen this before. My life is complete now.

dan-mcneely:

important life lessons:

  1. nobody gives a shit. nobody cares unless it directly effects them, so don’t worry. chances are people are too busy worrying about their own bullshit to notice your fly is down. wear what you like. do what you like.
  2. being friendly is very important. strive to be the person you wish you had around when you were in a bad spot in life. you never know what doors kindness will open.
  3. nobody is compatible with every aspect of you. you can have your dorkin out friends and your art friends and your friends you talk to about deep shit and your friends who you just talk about the weather with and just because they dont overlap doesnt mean you or they are bad people
  4. do not play sonic boom. sonic boom is a bad game. any amount of time or money you put into sonic boom is too much. i beat sonic boom co-op six hours ago and im still emotionally spent. do not play sonic boom. sonic boom is a bad, bad game. sonic boom is bad.

disenchantinqs:

You’d think that after being cut down and ripped out for years body hair would take the hint that I don’t want it

starshipspirk:

dashdrive:

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

release the catrchckern 

ratchetmessreturns:

I CAN’T BREATHE