I like wearing the camo one because the girl is all “wow chris where is your penis it was right here last time?” and I say “look closer…it’s camo. Also we can’t have sex because I put my dick into dick jail”
what are these why are there locks
its for guys who like to be submissive and tortured and shit. They put their flaccid wanger into one of these things and then someone turns them on forcing them to get a boner in a a device too small to contain it. They get off on the pain.
“too small to contain it” looks like we got a big dick city slicker over here